Yo, fellow Jujutsu Kaisen stans! Let’s face it, this series isn’t just about cursed spirits and badass exorcisms. We’re all drooling over those fine sorcerers saving the world (or destroying it), am I right? But with such a diverse cast, where does one even begin to rank the hottest guys? Worry not, my fellow fujoshis and femslashes, because I’m here with my completely objective (okay, maybe not entirely objective) list of the top 10 hottest men in Jujutsu Kaisen. Prepare to have your hearts stolen and your ovaries activated (or whatever the equivalent is for the guys)!
Jujutsu Kaisen’s Hottest Men: Ranking the Finest of Them
Dive into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen and swoon over its hottest sorcerers! This ranking reveals the charms of Gojo, Sukuna, Toji, and more (with a healthy dose of fangirling)!
The Undisputed King: Satoru Gojo
Listen, there’s just no contest here. Gojo isn’t just the strongest sorcerer, he’s also the walking definition of daddy material. Those blindfolded blue eyes pierce souls, his silver hair flows like magic, and his smug smirk could launch a thousand ships (or at least send me into cardiac arrest). He’s got the aloof confidence of a god, the playful charisma of a trickster, and the hidden depths of a tortured soul. Honestly, I’d let him blindfold me any day.
The Silver Fox on Your Tail: Fushiguro Toji
Okay, I have a weakness for mysterious bad boys with tragic pasts. Toji oozes a dangerous charm, like a sleek black panther hiding in the shadows. His black hair and stoic expression scream aloof, but his fierce protective instinct for Megumi melts my icy gay heart. Plus, there’s something undeniably hot about a single dad who kicks serious cursed spirit ass. Gojo might be the sun, but Toji is the moon, drawing you in with his quiet intensity and hidden warmth.
The King of Chaos: Ryomen Sukuna
Look, I know, I know. He’s evil incarnate with a sadistic grin and a penchant for ripping people apart. But hear me out! Sukuna’s raw power, his sharp wit, and his unapologetic evil are strangely… alluring. He’s the forbidden fruit, the bad boy you shouldn’t want, but can’t help but crave. Plus, those tattoos? Hot damn. Just imagine trying to decipher their meaning while he whispers sweet nothings (or maybe bloodthirsty threats) in your ear. Just be careful, one wrong move and you might end up as his next snack.
The Grumpy Bear with a Soft Spot: Nanami Kento
Nanami is the office worker sorcerer who just wants to clock out and go home. He’s got the grumpiness of a hungover cat, the dry wit of a seasoned comedian, and a surprisingly sweet side that shows up in unexpected moments (like saving kittens and mentoring Yuji). He’s not your typical pretty boy, but there’s something undeniably attractive about a man who knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to say it (even if it involves complaining about overtime). Plus, that suit? chef’s kiss
The Standard for a Reason: Fushiguro Megumi
Okay, okay, I had to include at least one character for the straight girls. Megumi is your textbook anime heartthrob – dark hair, sharp eyes, brooding demeanor. He’s got the skills, the brains, and the tragic backstory that makes you want to hug him and tell him everything will be okay. He’s the quiet guardian, the silent protector, the type of guy who’d carry your groceries and then disappear into the night before you realize you’re head over heels. He’s the perfect study buddy, the reliable teammate, and the kind of guy who’d offer you his jacket when it starts to rain. Sure, he might not be as showy as Gojo or as intense as Toji, but there’s something undeniably reassuring about his quiet strength and unwavering loyalty. Plus, those puppy dog eyes when he summons Nue? Absolutely melt-worthy. Just be prepared for the occasional awkward silence and his terrible fashion sense (hello, fingerless gloves!). But hey, that’s just part of his charm, right? Megumi Fushiguro: the silent storm of the Jujutsu world, and definitely a contender for your next anime boyfriend.
The Chaotic Neutral: Suguru Geto
Now, Geto might be a walking war crime at this point, but there’s no denying his initial appeal. Back in the golden days of Tokyo Jujutsu High, he was the cool older brother figure, the charismatic leader with a rebellious streak. His eyes held a glint of something dangerous, but also something undeniably captivating. Sure, he went off the deep end and embraced a whole lot of questionable ideologies, but hey, even villains can be hot (from a safe distance, of course).
The Sleepy Sloth: Itadori Yuji
Okay, Yuji doesn’t quite fit the traditional mold of a hot guy. He’s gangly, he’s goofy, and he spends most of his time drooling over onigiri (I presumed). But there’s something undeniably endearing about his pureheartedness, his unwavering optimism, and his willingness to sacrifice himself for the greater good. He’s like the golden retriever of the Jujutsu world, always happy to see you, always ready to play fetch, and always there to lick your face with enthusiasm. And, there’s something undeniably hot about a guy who can punch a special-grade curse spirit while still managing to look like he just woke up from a nap.
The Cuddly Enigma: Inumaki Toge
Toge may not speak much, but his aura screams “cinnamon roll with a secret dark side.” Those big brown eyes and messy bangs are adorable, and his shy demeanor just makes him want to protect him even more. But don’t underestimate the power of those cursed speech techniques! Toge can summon earthquakes with a whisper and disarm a curse spirit with a well-placed salmon roe. He’s a delicate flower with a hidden punch, which is honestly, my ultimate weakness.
The Beefcake Berserker: Aoi Todo
Speaking of punches, Todo is all about that berserker life. He charges into battle with the energy of a rabid puppy on Red Bull, screaming his love for Takada-chan at the top of his lungs. He’s loud, he’s boisterous, and he’s got enough muscle to make even boys swoon. Todo may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but his unwavering loyalty and infectious enthusiasm are surprisingly endearing. Plus, have you seen those biceps? Enough said.
The Wise Old Bird: Yaga Masamichi
Let’s not forget the silver foxes on the other end of the age spectrum! Yaga, with his professorial glasses and air of quiet wisdom, is the kind of man you’d want to curl up with on a rainy day and listen to him talk about cursed spirits and ancient Jujutsu techniques. He may not have the ripped physique of Todo (but still he’s a hot daddy) or the youthful charm of Megumi, but there’s an undeniable allure to his calm confidence and vast knowledge. Plus, let’s be honest, there’s something undeniably hot about a man who can whip up a batch of delicious takoyaki while explaining the intricacies of cursed techniques.
So there you have it, my fellow Jujutsu Kaisen stans! My completely biased, yet totally valid, ranking of the hottest guys in the series. Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and there’s a Jujutsu boy for everyone (even if your taste veers towards the morally dubious side). Now, let’s go forth and spread the gospel of Jujutsu hotness, one fangirl scream at a time!
P.S. This list is by no means exhaustive! There are plenty of other Jujutsu Kaisen guys who deserve honorable mentions (looking at you, Kamo Noritoshi, the younger one of course, and Choso!). Feel free to share your own favorites in the comments below!
Last Updated on February 11, 2024 by Yu Alexius
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